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John Cornyn Tries to Grow Spine After Being Spurned by Trump
In the book of Job, it was written that the Lord gave, and the Lord hath taken away. So, too, it could be said of Donald Trump, the wannabe-messiah of…
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Trump Melts Down Over Reflecting Pool Disaster, Threatens Jail Time
Donald Trump has once again threatened to prosecute the supposed “vandals” he’s claiming have turned the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool into an algae-infested mess, with the paint job the government…
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Will the New York Knicks Visit Donald Trump at the White House?
The New York Knicks have won the NBA championship, and questions are already swirling about whether they will make a trip to the White House to celebrate with Donald Trump.…
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Trump Threatens to Bomb Iran at G7 Amid Peace Deal Negotiations
President Donald Trump is so confident in his supposed ceasefire deal with Iran that he’s — once again — threatening to bomb them to smithereens if they “don’t behave” or…
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Jimmy Kimmel Roasts Donald Trump Over Reflecting Pool Algae
Jimmy Kimmel took aim at Donald Trump‘s disastrous decision to paint the Washington, D.C. reflecting pool a shade of “American flag blue.” “Trump spent reportedly $14 million updating the reflecting…
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J.D. Vance’s Grilled on ‘The View,’ and His Trump Defense Implodes
Vice President J.D. Vance is watching his future political prospects dim as he continues to stand by President Donald Trump. A disastrous foray into Iran, an economy in turmoil, an…
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Trump To Celebrate July 4 With Rally on the National Mall
After throwing himself an exclusive, robber baron packed, $60 million dollar UFC birthday party at the White House, Donald Trump is giving Americans the political equivalent of socks on their…
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How Trump ‘Outrage’ Is Driving Retired Americans to Take Action
Here’s an interesting proof of the idea that America is still a young nation: Since we’re turning 250, anyone who’s 83 or older has been around for a full third…
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Trump Calls Stephen A. Smith Low IQ Following NBA Finals Clash
President Donald Trump was booed by fans at Madison Square Garden on Monday, after locking down Midtown Manhattan so he and members of his family and administration could attend Game…
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Jon Stewart Questions Why Media Won’t Call Trump on His ‘Bullshit’
On the latest episode of The Daily Show, Jon Stewart reflected on Donald Trump‘s inability to deal with the press after the president stormed out of an interview on Meet…