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Jeffrey Epstein’s Ghost Gives Donald Trump Terrible News
On the Season 51 finale of Saturday Night Live, the ghost of dead child sex offender Jeffrey Epstein delivered some bad news to his “dear friend” Donald Trump: they will…
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Trump Praises China and Xi Jinping on State Visit
President Donald Trump had a wonderful time on his big trip to China. After all, what’s not to like? In a series of meetings with Chinese leader Xi Jinping, Trump…
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Trump Melts Down Over Reflecting Pool Reports in Truth Social Spree
Donald Trump had another episode on social media ahead of a critical state visit to China this week. The president posted to Truth Social dozens of times overnight and into…
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Seth Meyers Roasts CBS Over Trump Ties at NBC Upfront Event
The Late Night host joked about the network settling its defamation suit with the president and sending Survivor to the Strait of Hormuz While much of the comedy world was…
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Matt Damon’s Brett Kavanaugh Shares ‘Top Secret’ Trump Info with Hegseth, Patel
Saturday Night Live guest host Matt Damon reprised his role as Supreme Court justice Brett Kavanaugh, who reveals to drinking buddies Pete Hegseth and Kash Patel what Donald Trump‘s political…
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National Debt Has Soared Under Trump. Yes, It Matters
Life is a struggle between the urgent and the important. With the accelerating inanity of our daily lives — through algorithm addiction and the flatulent con man occupying the White…
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Justice Department Wants to Get Trump Out of E. Jean Carroll Payment
Donald Trump’s Justice Department will push the Supreme Court to allow it to interfere in the $83.3 million judgement granted to E. Jean Carroll in her defamation suit against the…
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Trump Uses Ted Turner’s Death to Fantasize About MAGA Media
Ted Turner, the founder of CNN, died today at 87. True to form, President Donald Trump wasted no time in linking Turner’s death to his greater political plan. After selling…
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Late-Night Hosts Take Aim at Donald Trump Reinstating Fitness Test
Yesterday Donald Trump signed an executive order to reinstate the Presidential Fitness Test in public schools nationwide, much to the delight of late-night hosts. During his announcement, he ranted to a group…
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GOP Want $1 Billion in Taxpayer Dollars to Secure Trump Ballroom
Republicans insisted that the money would pay for new White House security measures, not construction of the president's ballroom project Senate Republicans have proposed setting aside $1 billion this year…