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Senate Joins House in Voting to End Trump’s Iran War
As J.D. Vance struggles to finalize a peace deal with Iran, and Trump threatens to resume bombing his adversary if they don’t comply, Congress is voting to halt the war…
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Trump Says Steve Hilton Advanced Because He Called U.S. Attorney
Donald Trump visited a Mack Trucks facility in Pennsylvania on Tuesday and, as he does in just about all of his speeches, railed about supposed rigged elections. The president was…
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‘The Blair Witch Project’ Reboot Headed to Theaters in 2027
In 1999, The Blair Witch Project felt terrifying because of the “found footage” from a missing film crew with no smartphones to help when bad things happened in the woods.…
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The Founding Fathers Warned Americans About Someone Like Trump
A s our 80-year-old Mad King goes on midnight social media revenge benders from the White House, attacking the pope after attacking Iran, enriching his family by billions and comparing…
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Reese Witherspoon Says ‘Big Little Lies’ Season Three Is ‘in Process’
After years of speculation, Reese Witherspoon has confirmed that the third season of Big Little Lies is officially “in process.” The actress and producer appeared on The Tonight Show to…
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Kylie Minogue, Quentin Tarantino to Star in Film ‘Tangled Up in Blue’
Following the premiere of her recent Netflix documentary, Kylie Minogue will make a return to acting. The pop singer, who started her career in Australian TV shows, is set to…
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Jon Stewart Hits at Donald Trump’s Reflecting Pool Renovation
Jon Stewart took aim at the unsightly infestation of algae in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, questioning Donald Trump‘s inability to get the situation under control. Before breaking down J.D.…
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John Cornyn Tries to Grow Spine After Being Spurned by Trump
In the book of Job, it was written that the Lord gave, and the Lord hath taken away. So, too, it could be said of Donald Trump, the wannabe-messiah of…
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Trump Melts Down Over Reflecting Pool Disaster, Threatens Jail Time
Donald Trump has once again threatened to prosecute the supposed “vandals” he’s claiming have turned the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool into an algae-infested mess, with the paint job the government…
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Timothee Chalamet, Selena Gomez to Star in Animated Film ‘Not Alone’
After he finishes waging an intergalactic holy war in the third Dune flick, Timothée Chalamet will embark on a much more family-friendly space adventure with Selena Gomez in the new…